11 Love, Dating And Sex Tips From The Duggars
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are masters of breeding, and their abundant litter of children are taking after them as best as they can. The stars of the patriarchal, pro-life wonder that is TLC's 19 Kids And Counting are now counting and expecting more grandchildren, which one can only expect when you're essentially raised as professional human breeders who think everything from hugs to birth control will send you on a highway to Hell.
Say what you will about the ultra-conservative, ultra-huge brood, but one thing is pretty clear: They're good at what they do, which is procreating and repressing sexual urges, and covering up their son, Josh Duggar's, sexual molestation proclivities and incest habits to authorities. Instead of going to the police, Jim Bob and Michelle sent Josh Duggar to an Arkansas state trooper's house for "a stern talking to," then he came home and, you know, lived in the same house with the girls he molested already. (This Arkansas state trooper, Joseph Hutchens, later went to prison for child pornography charges. Tell me there's not something much more sinister going on in this family.)
Still, it's all good though, because Josh Duggar apologized for something that, according to him, potentially could have ruined his life. That's what really matters. That and getting all that sex off TV via the Family Research Council, from which he just resigned, because sex in the media is clearly what drives people to sin and molest their sisters. Not, you know, being raised in a family that prides itself on reproduction and repression and basically forbids a woman from saying no.
That said, mother of the (last) century Michelle Duggar, of the exhaustively-worked birth canal and tragic bangs, is willing to share her wisdom on everything from courtship (not dating), romance, love and, yes, even sex, with the world. So put on your most modest dress, spray your hair like it's 1989 and get ready to get schooled.
